he best method for accelerating a computer is the one that boosts it by 9.8 m/s². (Anonymous)

Being good at C/C++ is like being good at using rock to chop sticks. (Anonymous)

Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. (Chris Heilmann)

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. (Edward V Berard)

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. (Anonymous)

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. (Anonymous)

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before. (Bill Gates)

In a room full of top software designers, if two agree on the same thing, that’s a majority. (Bill Curtis)

I am not out to destroy Microsoft, that would be a completely unintended side effect. (Linus Torvalds)

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. (Anonymous)

There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who know ternary, those who don’t and those who confuse it with binary. (Anonymous)